instead of keeping this a diy blog, i think i will turn it into a
whatever-i-feel-like-today blog. the 'olives' in life aren't just
tangible things, they are feelings, opinions and emotions too. i will lay out my bats-in-the-belfry, can't-remember-what-i-did-yesterday, omg-where's-my-wine thoughts here. you will come to realize - and hopefully love - that i will carry no filter and i will carry no remorse. however, i will carry a smile and maybe share a few cyber laughs with you. so, here we go...by the way, this is the last chance for you to grab your wine.....let's get to know each other here...
if i could define myself in one word, it would be sporadic.
Sporadic: having no pattern or order in time
i cannot keep my mind on track and it leads me to different doors everyday. some i regret opening, others i kick open like a cop on a drug raid.
i know everyone knows at least one person who makes you feel like you are participating in a daily popularity contest. 10 times out of 10 this person is someone you work with...unless you own your own business and are the only one employed. she wants to be the loudest, wants (or attempts) to be the funniest and wears makeup like she's about to walk down the runway.
-let's be real here- everyone, even i, have those tendencies. especially when i wake up and my hair does exactly what i want it to and my jeans don't feel as snug. but that shit doesn't happen DAILY, and you don't have anyone fooled into thinking that it does. get it together. come to work, do your job and be normal. i know hannah montana miley is preaching for you to be original, but please don't end up making out with a mallet.
...speaking of mallets...what the hell?! please tell me you have seen the video, PLEASE tell me you found it enticing repugnant.
now i'm queezy, on to the next...
i got into my car tonight after work without letting it run for the last 15 minutes of my shift.. not thinking that it is -349587 degerees outside..and literally was so cold that turning the steering wheel was almost unbearable. which made me think..what if you were able to tell your car where you wanted to go and it automatically (and safely) take you there. i'm sure there are prototypes in the making because hello, this is 2014, however i'd really rather not spend $100,000+ on my vehicle. i just want to be able to get in it when it's freezing and tell it where to take me. then maybe when i get there, it could provide me with an umbrella if it's raining or sunglasses if it's sunny. you can just call me alice, follow me down the rabbit hole...
WOAH.
WOAH.
WOAH. he just walked in with bean dip, i gotta go.
cheers.
